Having hardly slept… thanks to Oprah, which comes on at 1am here, today at my writer’s office – where it is so quiet - even coughing is not permitted (seriously they strap cough lollies to the door just incase) - I put my head down on my desk, and awoke over an hour later - making vibrating fart noises with my lips. Like a horse does!
The exact noise you need to make to take these pictures:
(taken last year, in a Melbourne restaurant with friends)
I don’t know how long I’d been doing it for, but all the people around me had mysteriously put their headphones in at some stage.
Why had they not woken me? Because they just assumed I was farting?
Red faced, and bleary eyed, I exited to use the bathroom.
Lordy! Are DB's not the prettiest lips you've ever seen? I want to eat them.
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ReplyDeleteOprah at 1am?? Not prime time??
Ahh hah ahahahahahahahahh!!!!!! This is so awesome! HAAAAAA! Way to live it up!
ReplyDeleteIt's DB's perfect teeth that amaze me.
ReplyDeletebtw - Oprah is on at 4pm then is repeated at 7pm and again at 1am. Plus her magazine is at every street corner news stand. Heavan!