Snakes on a Train

When this girl sat down next to two unsuspecting passengers on the uptown #1 train one evening, they didn't notice... at first. But 2 seconds later, when the snake caught their eye - their survival instincts kicked in. They practically flew out of the train! Horrified expressions on their faces! Poor things. The others sitting in this shot had some time to get used to it. One of them even let it slither all over them.

Subway Penis

Recently, I sat at a dinner party with 6 New York women, discussing the first time we ever saw ‘subway penis.’

Mine was 2 weeks ago. I was innocently walking down the stairs to the L-train platform, when a homeless man standing less than an arms length away, unzipped and whipped it out. Thank god I was travelling at a speedy trajectory and had passed him before I could see what he was going to do with it.

It’s not an uncommon discussion to have. Most of my improv classmates have seen homeless men whacking-off in the subway. It seems to be unavoidable. What's your subway penis story?

Subway Dance Party!!!!

My subway trip home at 3am on Saturday night turned into a freestyle dance party!!!

Started by a random group of brothers and preppy-band geeks, we were all called up to dance.




There was nothing anyone could do - we all got up and danced.

Go Michael! Go Michael!



This chic was was wasted!

No video of me, you will have to use your imagination. But I worked the pole, then the guy in braids!
JK!!!


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Subway Dancing