Mine was 2 weeks ago. I was innocently walking down the stairs to the L-train platform, when a homeless man standing less than an arms length away, unzipped and whipped it out. Thank god I was travelling at a speedy trajectory and had passed him before I could see what he was going to do with it.
It’s not an uncommon discussion to have. Most of my improv classmates have seen homeless men whacking-off in the subway. It seems to be unavoidable. What's your subway penis story?
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