It’s gotten way out of hand when:
- The flirtatious Italian man, who owns the pizza place a block away, keeps offering you the keys to his boat.
“Take it out for the afternoon! I won’t come, you can have it all to yourself. Seriously!” he says.
Sure - you may dine there 4 times a week… but couldn’t he just make your pizza free?
- You are at a bar in Brooklyn with two people who attended Clown College – FOR REAL! These people lead highly unusual lives and interesting conversation is a given!! However there was a taco truck at the back of the bar. Everywhere you look, people are eating burritos.
Despite having eaten just over an hour ago:
Level of concentration and effort in conversation = 0.
Level of thoughts about burritos and and tacos = 23.
So... I’ve decided to go “cold turkey” off both pizza and cheese. And just like not walking down the potato chip isle of a supermarket, it’s actually easier than I thought.
10 days dry and not counting.
Noooooo... surely you can have at least one slice per week? jrad
ReplyDeleteuhhhh... I may have just caved and gone a eggplant slice at Ben's Pizza. Experiencing cognitive dissonance, but also a strange happy feeling in my tummy.
ReplyDeleteNew rule - it's OK with friends. nom nom nom.