- You just took a video of a rat in the subway. (The real splinter!)
- People assume you are a crazy binge drinker. (Everyone wants to party with me. It’s cool actually.)
- You can’t stop telling people that the New Zealand accent originated from an English settler who had a speech impediment.
- You’ve never felt angry before in your life, but now you’re constantly 1 button-push away from being extremely pissed off. (Yes this is true of New Yorkers!)
- You’ve started to realize that talking to your self is acceptable.
- When people ask what crime your ancestor’s committed, you have a list of made-up felonies at the ready. (l tend to stick with bestiality)
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