I gave Ada’s hand a kiss this morning. She then grabbed my hand to reciprocate, but instead of kissing it, she narrowed her eyes, smiled at me, then put my middle finger in her mouth, and sucked on it.
WTF!!! I was so surprised, that I started giggling like a school girl. I yelled out to Jean to see if it was normal for old people to absent-mindedly perform foreplay on your fingers.
“Ah ha! That Ada! She knows trouble, you see?!” beamed Jean in broken English.
Ada was still smiling at me. I hope she didn’t want me to suck on her claws in return. I think I’ll stick to the cheek kiss from now on.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteFriggin hilarious! I hope it doesn't stop you from kissing her hand because that's adorable.
T-Bird.
T-Bird used to do that to me in the morning. I know exactly how you feel.
ReplyDeleteI used to just cringe and let her, in the end i sorta enjoyed it. Keep going Ally K! you're doing it!
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Danny B.
It's true. Sometimes I even licked his feet goodbye in the morning...
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! I'm just imagining you two, Glen, chirpy as ever, thrusting his feet in T-Bird's "no talking in the morning" face. I would pay $10 to see that.
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