Reverse Tourettes

“I will die!!”, “You will kill me!!”, “I am broken!!”
Such great dialogue for a war torture movie set in Europe.
Alas this dialogue came from the bathroom this morning, as my Aunt fought with her nurse about brushing her teeth.

Then out of no where she screamed “ALLY IS A YOUNG AND ELEGANT GIRL!”

I was in the living room, and I laughed so hard, I nearly poked my eye out with my mascara wand. How lovely that in the middle of all this dramatic cursing, she stopped to yell out a compliment about me.

Kind of like having complimentary tourettes. Just imagine! You would be really popular if you had this syndrome ...

“I hate this world, everyone is out to get me – YOU’RE GORGEOUS!!! YOU’RE GORGEOUS!!! I LOVE YOUR HAIR!” because they don’t give a damn about anyone but themselves. I’m going to kill myself – NICE SHOES YOU ATTRACTIVE WOMAN!!!”