Easy Targets are Fun!

When nice guys flirt with you, and you’re ‘not that into them,’ it can be hard to give signals that you’re not interested, without coming off as a total bitch. (Especially when they work in you’re building and you have to pass them every day.)

But when nice guys turn out to be fundamental Christians it’s so fucking easy to deter them, and you end up coming off cool and intelligent, although destined to burn in hell.


Just to clarify, I am no atheist. I believe in God/Universe, prayer, Oprah, the secret, jewish people, and I’ve had a weird experience that was either a freak co-incidence or a sign that God listens. But I’ll save that for another time. Where I love to get fundamentalist Christians, is on the gays! Which is exactly what I did the other night. I love explaining how natural it is and that we’re all on a scale. That it has been scientifically proven that women are more commonly swinging towards gay, and that if I haven’t found a guy that after a certain time, I would happily settle down with a woman (especially if it’s Ellen).

Needless to say, I’m excited about the huge difference in opinion that I now have with the man in my building. This 30 minute argument at 1am last Friday has paid dividends. Now when we pass, there is no need to stop and be polite, while he tells me how he works out seven days a week. Instead he gives me a smug half smile that he reserves for people who are eternally damned, and I give him a sweet flirty smile that says, ‘If we ever dated, I would leave you for a woman.’

Sucker!