You Know You're an Aussie in NY when... #2

Last night, I went to the Upright Citizen’s Brigade theatre, and I had some time to kill before hand. So I walked into this dvd store across the road. Three older heavy-set guys turned and stared, and as I strolled in, eager to check out how much dvds cost to rent here. It was then that I noticed a heap of merchandise stacked next to the cashier. With a slow, and unwilling realisation, I discovered they were oversized dildos and sex toys. Oh dear…. I was in hardcore porn store. That explained the pretty neon lights. Spinning round in a blur and exiting the building I had a chuckle… this was the second time I’ve done this, this week… no joke.