L.A. Highlights

Shared a hotel room with my new friend Bee and she found this note under her bed on our last day. It was weird – because we had both been drinking a lot of red bull.

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There was nudity (male), throat singing and bbq wieners. Plus a bunch of skinny Norwegian actresses in bikinis, who kept showing me picture of them with Quentin Tarantino from the Screem Awards ceremony.

That’s what happens when you say 'yes' to a house pool-party with an old acquaintance. Despite how weird it was, the party was very quiet.

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A cute boy I swapped details with on the first night, texted me flirty messages all weekend like: “you’re pretty cute” etc [which I found flattering, but rather primary school seeing as we hadn’t spoken. Weirdo!]

Then, back in Oz, with Sally!! We looked at his facebook – and WTF! Not only is he reading a bible in his profile pick, but HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND! Who has written loving posts – all over his wall. Fucking douchebag men! His real name is Brian Beer. A prime candidate for dontdatehimgirl.com

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John Cleese, guest speaker at the Screenwriting Expo, imparted these words of wisdom, to the packed audience:

“Over all the years I’ve been alive and working, I’ve started to realize the truth and that is - Nobody really knows anything, about anything! And that’s all you really have to know.” ♥